How To Be A Real Man** (V. 6 Ch. 18 Verse 82 Line 307)
"Real men drink breast milk."
"Real men drink breast milk."
Sermon***
What are you a pussy?! Women produce a life sustaining substance from their tits. Drink it!
You're welcome.
**How to be a Real Man is an epic and surprisingly lucid stream of consciousness dictated by a vagrant wastrail or 'homeless n'er-do-well' who followed me around high school insisting that he was my father and that it was necessary for him to A:Live with me and B: Follow me around high school to make sure I didn't grow up to be a pussy. It is an encyclopedia of testosterone fueled wisdom. Impossible to fully understand on your own, How To Be A Real Man must be accompanied by a Real Man to explain its' many rules and parables to you...especially if you're a pussy. It's kind of like how a priest explains you the bible and you put your money in baskets to shelter and feed him. Except in that case, you're still a pussy.
***Sermons are explanations of the rules/parables found in 'How To Be A Real Man'. Sermons are usually yelled, they usually begin with the rhetorical question: "What are you a pussy?", and are ALWAYS punctuated with a slap to the back of the head.
Pete
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