Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The Book of Man: A Reading on Weddings

The Book of Man
V.3 - Ch.2 - Verse -17 - Line 42
"At his wedding* ceremony, a Real Man walks UP the aisle sternly and TAKES his woman from her father."
Sermon
When Napoleon became ruler of France the custom was for the pope or cardinal whatever to place the crown on the new king's head. Translation: It's mine, I can give it to you and I can take it away. Instead, Napoleon took the crown from the pope and placed it on his own head. In doing so Napoleon emasculated the pope in front of everyone and took all the power for himself. You must do the same at your wedding or everyone will think you're a pussy. And they'll be right.
You're Welcome.
*The Book of Man does not, in general, condone marriage. But there are exceptions.

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